COUNCILLOR Dick Barker, from Belton, Norfolk, is calling for his village’s rose bushes to be dug up in case they harm children. Derbygripe.co.uk 2/07.
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The crazy world of Britain's Health and Safety regulations
IMAGINE a world where you were banned from baking your granny a cake or feeding your child toast. Welcome to Britain in the 21st Century where the Job’s Worth now lords it large, issuing edicts of mind-boggling stupidity that ruin the quality of people’s lives all in the name of health and safety.
"PLAYING IT SAFE" will be published in hardback in October 2007 by The Friday Project. For more information, click here.
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- Author pulls book in paper cut fear
- Sitting instructions
- Eating out
- Bags of no fun
- Nurse in danger ride
- Cold shoulder for river hero
- Toddler's hoodie ban
- Noisy neighbours
- Pets cornered
- Clean Marines
- Blow to organ pipes
- Residents cross
- Moving the goal posts
- Revolver peril
- Fear of floating
- See-saw no more
- Public protection basket case
- Police nab conker haul
- Toddle charge
- Trafalgar squares
- Beware, falling pears!
- Wees ruin race
- Pedo camera crib concern
- Cancer banner banned
- Don't do the conger
- Mince pie madness
- Getting the wind down
- Bunk tumble trial
- Bacon buttie bladder worry
- Home-coming hazard
- Lunch time no booze
- Chop for city trees
- Hugs off
- Prick out
- No outings for schools
- Don't rub the Scouts
- Village pond hazard
- Prescott turns down the heat
- Caution over Custard
- Gormless art ban
- Car crushed in window drama
- Legion in stab fear
- Pub lunch panned
- Army pipers plugged
- Sunscreen blocked
- Meatball in choke terror
- Reprieve in swing loophole
- Sponge cake in health scare
- Crack down on kites
- No dirty visits
- Balloon stunt banned
- Drinks police go soft
- Bus paint passenger sees red
- Paddle guard puzzle
- Conker allergy nutty
- Condom push blown
- Guard sacked for stopping suicide
- Crazy paving
- Topple test turnround
- Hat ban 'mad'
- Pat ride purged
- Quite as the grave
- Dive ban bombs
- OAP wire barb
- Hard hat Santa
- Finger-licking bad
- Ladder awareness week
- Santa hats binned
- Barmey bird ban
- Flags spell danger
- Nut ban nuts
- Parties up in smoke
- Too cool for cats
- Egg box mix-up
- Council grabs conkers
- Smoke out Granny
- Party parts pooper
- Big Ted ban
- Desperate safety measure
- Primary pencils chopped
- Xmas switch off
- School missile alert
- OAP explosion fear
- Jellies stamped out
- Plane crazy
- Put out no flags
- One snack too many
- Pub bans glasses
- Ambulance weighting
- OAP abuse worry
- End of the line for spotters
- Wimbledon flap
- No to yo-ball
- No flowers
- Doubt over dung catcher
- Safety curtain call
- Church kites grounded
- High risk Xmas
- Building cover-up
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